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ely kreimendahl

@ElyKreimendahl

tv/film writer, comic, queer. host @podshamespiral, copy @iamthirtyaf & co-host @gayshamecomedy- next show 4/16 @unionhallny! mgmt: @zerogravitymgmt

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I’m in the clutches of a serious disaster movie rewatch hyperfixation and I’m RUNNING LOW! I’ve already watched : the day after tmw, 2012 (half because it was so bad,) Deep impact, don’t look up, the WAVE, the core lmaooooo……HELP ME WHAT IS NEXT?!?!?

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sometimes I think about the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs & then I think about the state of the world right now and I’m like hmmmm. i don’t wanna die but it DOES feel like the planet needs a reset to factory settings

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“There’s Going To Be Trouble” is what they said when I walked into bars in my 20s & it is ALSO the title of Jen Silverman’s new novel which is AMAZING and OUT TODAY!!!!!! GO BUY IT & happy pub day Jen Silverman 🌟

“There’s Going To Be Trouble” is what they said when I walked into bars in my 20s & it is ALSO the title of Jen Silverman’s new novel which is AMAZING and OUT TODAY!!!!!! GO BUY IT & happy pub day @_Jen_Silverman 🌟
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what am I doing??? it’s 3:25pm on a work day, obviously i’m watching the 1998 classic disaster movie “Deep Impact” and WEEPING

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I work from home & this morning I was like “bye honey I’m going to work!” and my 5year old said “are you REALLY going to work or just for pretend in your bedroom”

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starting a cleaning service for people with ADHD. I won’t be doing any of the actual cleaning, I’ll just be calling you at random times to tell you I’m on my way to your house and I’ll be there in about 45 minutes

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