On the ride home Jada Smith told Will Smith..."you know, Tupac would have shot him for me"

huffpost.com/entry/anti-abo… Um, one question? WHAT THE FUCK?

when someone asks me my body count do they mean like ted bundy or ron jeremy

My elementary age kids' bus driver wished them a "Happy Resurrection Weekend" and complained about Easter and RW not being the same thing and how it was wrong. Yeah, what? WTF, Dicknosed-the-Entire-Pamdemic guy?

This song is practically ancient and still relevant like it came out today. open.spotify.com/track/6vOZQUcu…

I want to make a playlist of really great anti-religion songs. Might be the whole song, might just be a great lyric or 2, anything in between! I'm not a huge pop fan, & I literally dispise most country, pretty open to whatever besides those. Suggestions? open.spotify.com/track/5h7oQAHN…

Huh. How bout that. #MyTwitterAnniversary

Ron Filipkowski MAGA~ “We still don’t like you” Oz~ “Sometimes I rub my wiener on my gun” MAGA~ “…I’m listening…”

About 15 minutes and 20 mentions of DTs name into the hearing last night, it hit me like a train: The "grand finale" of all this is going to be some kind of announcement that TFG is actually for real real about to be arrested. They can't talk that kind of shit w/o backup.

open.spotify.com/track/4xg8RDUO… Fr, I'm super stoked that my oldest spawnling has discovered metal & all its glorious subgenres. But when he told me yesterday that he was getting into black metal, my brain said: "I BEFRIENDED THEM! BYE-BYE MOM, IT'S NOW ME & MY BLACK METAL FRIENDS!"

Republicans are very angry that they are being judged by the content of their character not by the color of their skin.

YEAH THIS

open.spotify.com/track/1H69xt5J… This song is fucking amazing, especially... Brother Ali's verse. No, wait, especially Killer Mike's verse. No, wait, it's Chuck D's catchy af hook. OKAY I LIED AGAIN, IMMORTAL TECHNIQUE NAILS THE SHIT GOING ON TODAY 10/10

Best part of my 16yo son working at The Bell of Taco: an old school (not on the menu any more) tostada *exactly* how I used to order. He made me 2. That's how you cement your status as the favorite.

Uh, pound adhdmomhack Also pound livelaughlove (I hope I got the word order right in that one; who knows what eldrich horror will emerge if I'm wrong... again... *thousand yard stare*) pound SOBLESSED pound MOMLIFE pound WINEMOM