Only true patriots pay billions to foreign governments in league with the Chinese to take strategic islands that host our ally’s nuclear submarines off our hands on the basis of non-binding judgments from politically captured foreign judges

Love footage of the boardroom at McVities the day they invented Jaffa cakes to avoid the VAT on biscuits

Interesting Richard Tice MP 🇬🇧 interview on BBC Radio 4 Today - good to hear Reform focussing on cutting tax and higher economic growth. Too often the debate in the media is just about how to spend more.

A serious list for serious times

Is this phase three?

Labour’s phase two was like a swiftly-canned Marvel Universe slate. Onwards and upwards to phase three, maybe Bell-man can avert economic Doomsday

Oh wow - a tricky one for dems

On this basis Angela Rayner should have been sacked, and Keir Starmer has compromised his standards for the sake of political expediency

"It's nice, isn't it. The quiet."

"It's nice, isn't it. The quiet."

Who else among the Labour Party has the capacity to fail that badly?

I’ve got an open pack of mortadella in the fridge that lasted longer than Labour’s phase two of government.

Cuts into too much Friday afternoon wine time otherwise

Butlins camp for the recently divorced?

Man loves a photoshoot