you are so right the police are being terroists

@chrissyteigen Everything is cake nowadays!

I’m at that age where the heated seats in my truck are more about soothing back pain than warming me up.

manifesting this life:

If I killed you playing dodgeball they better hang a banner up for me in the gym

oh don’t worry im fully vaccinated im just coughing uncontrollably because i choked on my own saliva

why did elementary schools just occasionally bring in a dude with a big snake. who was that man. what were his credentials

Mom Calling To Ask If She Can Throw Away 3-Ring Binder From Middle School bit.ly/3crTI8f

Just watching gymnastics makes me need some ibuprofen.

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i want to be an interior decorator for a millionaire who is Insane

what is Trader Joseph putting in these peanut butter cups

trust my gut? the thing that can’t even handle milk?

well that sucks

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Me leaving the Super Bowl with Kendrick in my purse #KendrickBowl