Grant Shapps, whose party has spent weeks suggesting Angela Rayner is a tax-dodging criminal, now says we shouldn't rush to judgement about suspended Conservative MP Mark Menzies

'Just because an accusation is made, or something is written, doesn't mean it is necessarily proven'

Conservatives I’ll leave this here.

Conservatives Three months ago, you all knew that Mark Menzies had embezzled donor money, threatened a pensioner and abused a dog.
You all did the square root of fck all about that.
A bit like when he was using asylum seekers as rent boys.

Steve Tuckwell MP Clue
- Rwanda plan - won't stop the boats
- leaving ECHR will not stop the boats

Safe processing in France and transportation for those who qualify stops the boats

Brussels proposes return to pre-Brexit mobility for under 30s. Good theguardian.com/politics/2024/…

Can Fiona Bruce ask the panel tonight on #bbcqt

Should the Conservative party go back to recruiting members from Eton & Harrow instead of Grindr? 🤔

I’m locked in my caravan with 4 rent boys, a tart, and a Great Dane.
Please send Paul Gascoigne with a fishing rod, 24 cans of Carling, and a KFC Bargain Bucket.

Or they will release me. 🙈

Who thinks I should narrate chunks of Liz Truss book and upload the video of me doing it?

Mr Popular.
The man who impoverished millions to enrich himself by betting against the UK economy.
Rishi Sunak Conservatives
Rishi Sunak’s approval rating is at a record low for a prime minister in modern times.

ALEXA.. Show me a skunk as drunk as a cunt!

What ordinary person could raise £5000 in the middle of the night for an emergency, any kind of emergency, not dubious ones involving seedy dating sites and rent boys. These twats are using our money as a personal piggy bank.

I have some fab followers, get my fair share of porn bots, fake Elons, trolls, flag lovers. But I didn't see this one coming. Fidesz candidate, Viktor Orban's party 😳🤣

One of my political heroes, Chris Bryant having knocked out the inept scapegoat James Daly MP on Sky News has now done the same to Lord Jackson (whoever the hell he is) on #PoliticsLive . A good week's work Chris ..

Vaguely serious point re Mark Menzies. In 2024, I think it's safe to say that the vast majority of people in the UK don't give a damn about people's sexuality, their sexual proclivities (provided they are conducted between consenting adults and no-one is hurt).

The only people…

an attack dog who hopefully will be muzzled when he losses his seat, he also attacked starmer over currygate
Conservatives and Rishi Sunak time is up, unfit for office
#GeneralElectionN0W

It's been a while since we checked in with the moderates, the One Nation Tories.. how are you feeling today? Still happy to sink with the rotten ship? The latest figurehead on the prow being Mark Menzies, I'm sure it's filling you with pride...

You can pretty much guarantee that this conversation took place at CCHQ recently:

Richard Holden MP: Listen Daly, you've got a majority of 105 in Bury North. Your political career is dead in the water. You're going to be utterly humiliated on election night. But you can do the party…

Holden and Hart - 2 men who have hidden Menzies story since early January
Action should be taken against both - if Sunak was unaware - if Sunak was aware he too should resign due to deliberate cover up
#ToriesOut651 #SunakOut541 #GeneralElectionNow #Sunackered #WeaklingSunak

I would love to know who pissed on the Tory party's chips.

They have failed to report a potentially criminal activity to the police for over 3 months.

What's been stopping you James Daly MP⁩ and dickhead Holden?

| Conservatives | The Guardian theguardian.com/politics/2024/…

The Purple Pimpernel “Mark, where do you want to be a trade envoy for? Sweden?”
“I mean, sure, it’s ok I guess.”
“Nigeria?”
“Mmmmmm, yeah, not really grabbing me.”
“What about the world’s net exporter of cocaine. How would that be?”
“Ooh yes, obviously only for its fine magical realist novels though”