Dear Janey Godley I've just read Rick Reilly's book 'Commander in Cheat' about Trump - Rick singles you out for a special mention for protesting against the orange perv's last visit to Scotland with your 'Trump is a cunt' sign. Bravo Janey, bravo! 👏👏👏👏❤️❤️❤️❤️

Richard Tice on BBC Question Time #bbcqt stated that achieving net zero will not stop volcanoes

Derr

That's because volcanoes are caused by what goes on in the Earth's mantle, and what goes in our troposphere has got bugger all to to with it

Tice is scientifically illiterate

Having forced myself to watch #bbcqt , I have discovered a new and primitive species of Hominid. It is called David TC Davies MP 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇬🇧. I shall submit a paper to the Royal Geographical Society shortly.

#bbcqt Buxton audience was taking no prisoners tonight

Tory David TC Davies MP 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇬🇧 had the worst reception and I'm not surprised.
His performance was symbolic of his govt....arrogant and utterly out of touch ⏬️

I’m not saying Andrew Bridgen has upped his tinfoil game off the back of reading Liz Truss’s book, but I’m also not ruling it out completely
Aside from all the other drivel he’s spouting, he’s telling lies linking the Covid vaccine to cancer

Shithead

You want proof that the The FA, no doubt backed by the Premier League cares not a jot about lower levels of football? Well here it is. the FA and Premier League are money grubbing bastards who've sold out to TV .. bbc.co.uk/sport/football…

Pete: I was in bed last night, just about to drop off, when suddenly, 'tap, tap, tap' at the bloody window - you know who it was?
Dud: Who?
Pete: Bloody Mark Menzies, all chained up, yelling “Peter, Peter, I’ve got in with bad men and I need £5K out of Petty Cash, please help”

One of my political heroes, Chris Bryant having knocked out the inept scapegoat James Daly MP on Sky News has now done the same to Lord Jackson (whoever the hell he is) on #PoliticsLive . A good week's work Chris ..

Andy Burge 🇬🇧🇪🇺 Richard Holden MP 'Time for you to lay down your career, Daly. We need a futile gesture at this stage of the war.'

Breaking News 🗞️

The Man from A.N.K.L.E. aka Rishi Sunak now even less popular than Liz Truss was during her economy crashing shenanigans… it’ll be that corner he keeps telling us we’ve turned

I actually have no words…..

Been blackmailed by a group of male prostitutes at 3am in the morning?

Call the Pro Claimers Hotline for immediate assistance

We’ve done another! We couldn’t resist this one. Liz Truss on Fox News! It’s so brilliant to collaborate with the hilarious Matt Green 🙌