Greg Wyshynski The Utah Gimmetwo's.

if they’re gonna make gambling legal they need to bring salvia & original 4loko back. its not fair

Chris Pronger doesn’t wear a visor and every day has been torture since.

not matt The Clay Travis buisness model™:

Heartwarming: An Envelope Full of Anthrax Lost in 2001 Was Finally Delivered to Mitch McConnell thehardtimes.net/blog/heartwarm…

“Apology accepted.”

This is basically Israel.

Is the NHL even aware there isn’t enough talent for 36 let alone 34 teams?

the information pimp “Air force” his entire job is gassing up jets that will never be used in combat and maybe one day he’ll be the guy who uses an Xbox controller to blow up a children’s hospital in Yemen.

The most exciting day in their lives is when the local NFL team needs a flyover

Philly is the greatest city and it's not even close.

getting the call every parent dreads on the goofy phone

I know she would run the power play like the navy

Brian 🕸 Mr. Chau RFK looks like Leland Palmer and it had been bothering me

Uncle Bigs Daily Faceoff Colby Cohen Jonny Lazarus Վիգէն Փօլատեան 🇦🇲 Vick Polatian You are a piece of shit. Pour yourself a big glass of bleach tonight and do us all a favor.

'April Foo--'

I hope that you haven't forgotten the true meaning of Easter. Hope you had an epic Easter.

me going from couch nap to my actual bed