WOW, WATCH: Desantis UNLOADS on a Fox News Reporter, claiming the FBI RAID of Donald Trump was justified and legal. He actually DEFENDS the FBI!! Will #UltraMAGA let the #TraitorDesantis get away with this? #NeverDesantis . #TrumpOrSittingOut2022

[Tom Hardy Bane voice] Whether we enter Dilbert Phase 3 is entirely within your control, Mr. President. But past that point, very little will be.

Pox (2024, Dir. Peter Berg)

wahlberg act one: monkey pox? no offense but isn't that a gay disease? im a family man and i sure as shit ain't gay.

wahlberg act 3, covered in pox: it's about education.. it's about being a good citizen, a good father.

Levels of cope visible from space by Rich Lowry here. A true masterclass.

Donald Trump (cameo, Home Alone 2: Lost in NY): We don't make strong toilets. We used to have the ones with the water and the big flush. What happened to our country?

Dick Shitter(just watched a YouTube video titled: Nail Gun vs Bulletproof glass) I defend you with my life, sir.

Dropping my life savings at a roulette wheel on 'Donald Trump, former host of the Apprentice will never trade nuclear secrets to Saudi Arabia in exchange for them buying some piece of shit property in New Jersey.'

i bet you can get trump to give you the nuclear codes if you're just like you don't have to nuclear codes, liar, prove it

Ashli Babbitt rn

Here's what you're gonna do. You're going to take a nail gun down to the FBI office in Cincinnati, Ohio. You will not shatter the bulletproof glass because you have a nail gun. Then, the cops are going to kill you and people will laugh at you because your name is Dick Shitter.

Nude Gingrich People are noticing his interesting list of followers heh

Sorry, a correction, I believe he posted this on Truth Social. Apologies for the inaccuracy.

Wow RIP to the guy that attacked the FBI office named Ricky Shitter. This was his last tweet.

Birds give up the complexity of song for volume in noisy places - so they sing louder but less interesting (to both humans & mates) songs in cities. When traffic noise in San Francisco fell due to COVID, birds began to sing more complex, quieter songs like they did 50 years ago!

I implore you to read this tweet in Norm McDonald's voice

so many people are saying that ron desantis personally ordered the fbi raid on mar a lago to weaken trump and it really looks like thats what happened. theres no hard evidence obviously but you have to admit where theres smoke theres fire