guys like lebron and steph curry playing crucial games in sacremento is the closest american sports get to when a natural league one team ends up in the premier league and gets to host arsenal in their 8,500 seat stadium in some village’s backyard

pray for the kings. they are about to face off against the most audaciously adversarial whistle in the history of the nba as they try to eliminate steph curry from the playoffs.

“detroiters” was the perfect representation of detroit because no one paid attention to it and everyone in it moved on to better things after they left

imagine being the least cool of canada’s three cities when you’re not even the one drake is from

Flyers fans I don’t understand what’s going on but if you need me to be hateful to DC, Detroit, and Montreal I am absolutely ready for the job

pelicans fans morpheus offering
watching the neo the red pill
play-in 🤝

“zion needs some help”

if the flyers don’t win this game in regulation gritty is allowed to eat scott laughton so it’s a high pressure situation

I’m not gonna tell you what Bryce Harper’s triple slash line looks like if you take away the BOGO hot dog games but I assure you it’s a convincing argument for the Phillies to add some more BOGO hot dog games.

mlb games done before nine pm. we used to be a proper country.

if the Phillies could just play every game against the Rockies I might start approaching mental stability

getting “gold glove winner alec bohm” but losing the ability to post the meme

the only thing holding brandon marsh back from being a new face of philadelphia sports is that the phillies marketing team isn’t sure how far to lean in on the “wet little freak” angle

good luck, flyers fam

oh my girl is feeling the tumblr withdrawal so bad she is getting the shakes

Not only is this a total lie, but were it the truth it’s an incredibly embarassing truth considering how horribly regarded his product is