We signed someone today 📝 imagine this as as a over elaborate signing tweet so I don’t have to do any work. Cheers.

This weekend ( Boris Permitting ) we travel to Withernsea Res ... “Alexa ? Where the fuck is Withernsea ? E R County League 𝗘𝗮𝘀𝘁 𝗥𝗶𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗙𝗔

Reminder we’re away at Withernsea tomorrow, If for some weird reason you was coming to watch then don’t bother 😂 stay home and dry and don’t risk being blown to Holland E R County League 𝗘𝗮𝘀𝘁 𝗥𝗶𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗙𝗔

* Match Report * We was proper shit but won Whithensea 0 - 6 Nash

We are going full Europa League Thursday night away at some Romanian cow field this weekend and making 9 changes to our starting 11 as always if you’re passing and want to watch some football just keep on walking.

Are you supposed to take the cup seriously because I’ve gone fully mental in team selection today.

* March Report * We lost on pens but had a laugh 😁 well done to Ravens who you’d think won the World Cup,Champs League,Miss World, and the Grand National.

📅Saturday 3rd October 2020 ⏱️KO: 2.00pm 🏆𝗘𝗮𝘀𝘁 𝗥𝗶𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗙𝗔 Qualifying Cup Round 1 📍Hull University 3G, Inglemire Lane, Hull National Amateurs F.C 1 longhill ravens 1 (5-6p) 📸flickr.com/photos/1318785… Pics - Martin Wray The Ravens soar into the next round. Wet weather hopping heaven!

Back to business this week👊🏻

Looks like we haven’t got a ref for tomorrow 😟 anybody want to earn themselves some ££££ 𝗘𝗮𝘀𝘁 𝗥𝗶𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗙𝗔

We’ve been moved to grass pitch tomorrow, have no ref,it’s fucking freezing .... but it’s free 🤷🏼‍♂️ and our defending is a couple of levels above a Gomez and Maguire Defensive partnership

* Match Report * 🐶 💩

* Match Report * We won

BEV ROAD DERBY WINNERS 2020 APPARENTLY 🏆 ( National Amateurs would like to go on record and say we didn’t know this was such a big game and apologie for taking the piss out of them...but we stand by calling them shit virgins )

We’re back at the home football today. Any child that normally gets a free school meal can come down and pretend our midfield are members of parliament and shout abuse at them for 90 minutes free of charge.

* match report * We won, it rained .....a lot

The first and last time I will ever praise them but credit does go to the lads with a lot expected of them and says a lot when we score 13 near perfect and still aren’t happy as a team

Ian Abbott wears National Amateur’s pyjamas.

Our game this Saturday is off due to COVID, if anyone has and colouring books or puzzles age 0-3 years they don’t want we can pass them on to the lads that are isolating to keep them mentally stimulated.

Due to unforeseen circumstances we are on the look out for a new manager. Great opportunity for someone to take charge of a well run club with loads of support. Dm us if you’re interested