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If you’re not going to like me, let it make sense and be that I slept 9 hours straight

Is it still fashionable to wear a mask when robbing a bank?

I hope that you don't forget your lunch at home this morning

Turns out I was doing a better fucking job of making her feel fucking special before I started doing the things she asked me to fucking do to make her feel special

I’m doing my best with everything that comes at me every five mins

Me, trying to do the tik tok dances.

You glow when your heart is happy
😊❤️❤️

This sundress season is brought to you by high heels and no knickers.*

Maybe the monsters under my bed decided to move into my head

I’ve pushed away so many fucking people.

The sexiest thing a man can do is give me the reassurance I need without being asked

My emotions are my blessing
My emotions are my curse

Strangely, we are open only to those, with whom we are close.

You don't crave my undivided attention? Bit weird but okay.

It's hard to have all you want. It's easier to be satisfied with what you have.

Daily Inspiration: don’t just watch Unsolved Mysteries, become one ✨