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no mommy issues no daddy issues bitch im the issue

why is hiring movers so awkward for me like I am paying these very nice men to lift heavy furniture, something I am completely unable to do, but I feel like an asshole for not carrying my couch myself???

Do you think they’re playing Never Have I Ever in the submarine rn

Taylor Lautner is the only one doing celebrity right. Take the money from your giant franchise and enjoy your quiet and unproblematic life. Marry a nice person with the same name as you. Practice your backflips in obscurity until Taylor Swift asks to see you.

men will always fascinate me

I miss four weddings. I miss four strangers with the ugliest weddings you’ve ever seen judging the living crap out of each other. nothing else on tv like it.

Women will “no, exactly” each other into a parallel universe

MJ Meesh everything you do is dramatic