One of the biggest questions we get during #FatBearWeek is, “How do you weigh the bears?” So, the volunteer who pulls the shortest stick is handed a bathroom scale...

Meet your FAT BEAR WEEK 2025 champion. Chunk the Hunk. The Chunkster. 32 Chunk. All hail the new king of Brooks River 👑

I swear to god. There was a scene in early dvd releases of shrek that were cut in later releases, where farquaad was shown in the dragons stomach with a match during the I’m a Believer scene singing along by himself. I remember seeing him seeing in the stomach

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

omg he’s so right like 100%

that one spongebob newscaster

I wish it was 7pm Friday 95 degrees

Omfg just found out my recently deceased aunt apparently bequeathed me her Christmas tree farm? So now I have to leave the big city (right as I’m about to get my big promotion) and head to her rinky dink town to deal with this shit. FML!!!!

I told a student I got coal once for Christmas and he said “that was probably a useful gift in the time you grew up”

I’m in the airport and I’ve been eavesdropping on a dramatic call and the lady who is on the phone could see that I was reacting to their conversation and she’s put the call on speaker and included me in gossip lmao????

some shit you’d feed a walrus on its birthday

I don’t feel bad for anyone in that 3 hour grocery line bc going to Trader Joe’s for winter storm preparation is like going going to Chuck E. Cheese for open heart surgery

Is Mike’s Hot Honey, Mike’s Hard Lemonade, and Jersey Mike’s all the same Mike?

En high school musical te pegaban un tiro por esto

I really wish I was a woman of few words. Unfortunately, you will hear from me. 👍🏽

starting the second half of your sandwich is like hell yeah baby let’s run it back

I’ve never contributed to traffic in my entire life that’s all on y’all