This is more important than The Beatles on Ed Sullivan.

(making up a guy to get mad at) sorry but I actually DON'T think it's cool to hate children that wear pastels. grow up

Before YouTube reactors made fun of out-of-context clips, Conan O’Brien had the Walker Stick. This one clip was so good, they had to highlight it separately

Not true. I wouldn't sell Bibles

I’m out here doing the lord’s work [demanding credit for everything good while refusing blame for anything bad]

“Never fight uphill me boys” - the famous Scotsman Robert E. Lee (who is no longer in favor, did you ever notice that)

The story about to be amazing when this the opening line.😂

What streaming service is Gas Station TV content on?

friend is not wrong!

FYI me n Amy Miller tickets here: ticketweb.com/event/netflix-…

Governor Chris Sununu of New Hampshire says he will support Donald Trump for president even if he’s convicted in his upcoming felony trials. Here’s why we’ll continue presenting him as a principled moderate.

I pay what I owe.

Tomorrow I will wire transfer to the IRS

$288,000,000.00

This country has done so much for me, I’m proud to pay my taxes every single year.

Tag a former president that you know doesn’t

I see this has resurfaced tonight.

Still the BEST sports commentary of all-time. 😂

release that couch. u have 24hrs

In Iran if a 12-year-old girl is raped and impregnated by her father, she must carry the baby to term, or be thrown in prison for life. Wait, sorry, no. That's Mississippi.

As broke people we all spend money on dumb shit we regret and can’t afford but overtipping drag queens is always a net positive.

do enough people know the classic Hanna-Barbera character Snagglepuss to get how funny it would be to hear him say the phrase 'lol, lmao even'

She is moving around and doing a lot better. Zoey says Hi 🤟