Invisalign is like having a little team of elves in ur mouth hammering ur teeth into place like they’re working on the railroad

Me playing pickleball

Is tiktok really gonna get banned what am i gonna do without my programs how will I spend my time I need to get pregnant

Sunday in LA!

Blair Socci vs #AlonsoDuralde

Hosts J. Keith van Straaten Helen Hong

Fun GUARANTEED.

Maximum Fun HQ Center for Inquiry

TICKETS GOIN FAST FOR THIS 2 weeks away LA MAY 6 w/ Amy Miller hurry up please I would like to sell it out so I can relax and float thank u ticketweb.com/event/netflix-…

I barely drink the past few years but every time I go to austin I am a feral demon like the buff guys

I volleyball spiked a two pound beef rib onto the face of a very forgiving woman who looked like keira knightley

Big rib rodeo was insane

Big Rib Rodeo is tonight 10:30 pm at 800 congress gonna be buck wild

Girl boss

I am so excited to announce that the animated project that me and the other Whitest Kids have been working on for over a decade will be premiering at the 2024 Tribecca Film Fest.

Hahahaha a man just said I sound like the cookie monster swallowed a pack of marlboros

They laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian.

Well, they’re not laughing now.

me: lmao i saw it on twitter

them: what’s your twitter

me: i don’t have twitter

Invisalign is God’s mario kart banana peels trying to knock u off remembering ur a bad bitch

blast

Watch my lil guy

I like line dancing