SMH

Guardian: glass is half full.

Times: there is no glass anymore. Biden broke it because it fell out of his feeble old hands.

New option. Choose one. Thanks to Elizabeth West for the suggestion.

GreatAmericanMail Hugo Lowell

NEW: Judge Merchan starts Day 11 of Trump's criminal trial by correcting his false statements from yesterday that the gag order prevents him from testifying.

'The order restricting extrajudicial statements does not prevent you from testifying in any way,' Merchan tells Trump.

And so he did...Judge Merchan has had it.

BREAKING: Judge corrects Trump for lying outside court yesterday

Trump said gag order prevented him from testifying

Judge: you have an absolute right to testify at trial or not & gag order has nothing to do with it

Merchan is not tolerating Trump's disinfo campaign!

*sobs in terror*

Some weird dude DM me and asked me for a photo with no clothes.

I sent him this photo.

He was displeased.

Modern medicine is amazing and saved my life and all — and I also think it’s important to be deeply skeptical about everything, because, like, it took 100 years to get doctors to wash their fucking hands.

Milwaukee Vegan Cafe Owner Appears With Trump, Assails Migrants.
She said her business did better when Trump was president.

The catch?

“Gray’s restaurant on Wells St. opened in August 2023, more than two years after Trump left office.” urbanmilwaukee.com/2024/05/01/mil…

Blaming a Labour London Mayor for knife crime is pretty insane considering the Tory Government are responsible for cuts in the Police, Lower income family wages and Youth Activities

I’m sure there must have been a worse candidate for London Mayor in my lifetime than Susan Hall, but I can’t think of one… Sadiq Khan will win massively because the Tories have put up no credible opposition to him. She’s a dim, deluded & seriously unpleasant joke.

Hey folks, can you please retweet. Finley’s brother needs to find a new forever home, suburban life would be best for him because city life is a little stressful for him.

To be clear: Congressman Troy E. Nehls served for 21-years. Received a honorable discharge. Deployed to Iraq and Afghanistan. He had a Bronze Star and Combat Action Badge. But no evidence has been found to support a second Bronze Star and his CIB was revoked because it was issued in error.

this was a week ago

Thank you to Florida’s MAGA AG for absolutely destroying Donald Trump.

I will never “feel like myself again” — I had to find a new self to be.

Protesters at Columbia “guarding” Hamilton Hall after they took it over.

So much Look At Me! Main Character cosplay in these protests, all ridiculous, and does less than nothing to further their cause. Also: who granted the exemption from the ban on cultural appropriation?