Excellent work, gentlemen. 🇺🇸

BREAKING: Trump surrogate Jason Miller says that a future Trump Admin would allow states to monitor women’s pregnancies. Retweet so all Americans know to vote against this creepy behavior.

Trump advisor Jason Miller says Trump wants to let states “monitor” women’s pregnancies so they can know if they've gotten an abortion

Good News Story of the Day: Kristi Noem manages to unify the left and right, the woke and Q-anon, the trans and homophobes unanimously around the proposition that she is a monster.

Somebody bang on Giuliani’s van door and tell him he has been indicted again.

This guy is spot on!

Nobody has a spiritual duty to vote. There’s nothing spiritual about politics or voting.

If you’re outraged about Ukrainian flags being waved on the floor of the House, wait until I tell you about the time the Jan. 6th terrorists ripped the American flag down at the Capitol and replaced it with a Trump flag. That’ll really blow your mind.

'The group stormed the Capitol wearing plate carriers and other tactical gear and carrying knives and cans of bear spray', per Justice Dept

Judge sentences four California men in Jan 6 conspiracy case, linked with 3%-ers militia group

Ronald Mele - 33 months prison
Felipe…

Kristi Noem believes that rape victims should be forced to bear their rapist child because “one tragedy should not precipitate another tragedy.” This is called siding with the rapist.

pro tip: if you cheered when insurrectionist fuckfaces used flagpoles to beat cops on January 6th, you don't get to whine about what kind of flags get waved inside Congress. seriously, sit this one out

This!

Annual salary $54,000,000 while his church goes untaxed. Give me a fucking break, will you.

Dear Normal Republicans,

We could have had today’s package along with a tough border bill. But Trump blew that up. So we ended up with today’s package and nothing on the border. That’s due to Trump. Vote Republican for Congress if you choose. But don’t vote for Trump.

Bill K

Russian state TV hosts: “Our beloved Trump, in whom we place all of our hope.”

“As always, our candidate [Trump] doesn't let us down. We need to support him.”
(September 2022)

This may be the FIRST time ever that I agree with Fox News.

This is called 'Jury Tampering' and it's a felony

I don’t know about you, but as we appear to be on the brink of World War III, I’d rather have the guy with 50 years of U.S. government and foreign policy experience at the helm than the reality TV show guy who sells sneakers and wanted to nuke hurricanes.

So embarrassing

This is so good.

🚨 BREAKING: Arizona will be conducting witch trials after their morning speaking in tongues 👅 😳