Hope Mike Johnson enjoys date night.

I’m always happy when I can make Jamie Raskin smile and James Comer cringe simultaneously

This.💯

If you want a house plant, just get one.

They didn't stop after Dobbs.

They won't stop after Alabama.

Or Arizona.

Make no mistake, MAGA Republicans are on a march to roll back reproductive freedom for every woman in every zip code.

Can someone explain to me why Republicans are siding with Vladimir Putin over the President of the United States?

About a third of our country thinks this guy is great.

Let’s never accept half our country living with fewer rights than they had 50 years ago.

Let’s never normalize a political party embracing Russian propaganda.

Let’s never relent until those who attempted to overthrow our democracy are held to account - in the courts and at the…

I’m not a monster.

I don’t want to see him die in prison.

I want to see him live in prison.

If I bookmarked your post, it’s because I’m coming for you later.

Good morning, all.

Don’t forget to criticize grammar and opposing viewpoints today.

Bill Barr killed the Mueller obstruction charges. Yet another Trump acolyte that helped him escape accountability. He can fuck off with his pearl clutching.

He's been in full panic mode ever since this happened. He knows this could be game over for Trump.

For those losing the battle against their appliances, help is on the way.

I hope they realize that if they ban contraception, their MAGA hats will be illegal.

I get it, you’re saved.

I’m very happy for you.

Let me be damned in peace.

Sorry I didn’t call you back.

I’ve been distracted for the last eight years.

This is why I stick around.

All of this criminal stuff is really bad, but I still can’t get over the whole burying your ex-wife on a golf course thing.

Hi CNN. Here are people who we never need to hear from again. Stop interviewing them.

1. John Bolton
2. Bill Barr
3. Ronna McDaniel
4. Mark Esper
5. Andrew Yang
6. Mia Love
7. And throw Jeffrey Toobin in for good measure.