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King Bob I

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Robert of House Baratheon, First of... you know how it goes. I loved hunting boars and fucking whores. Then a boar and a whore teamed up and killed me.

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15 years ago

Racheline Maltese King Bob I ep 1 paraphrase: "King Robert deserves not to be called Your Grace but Your Slobbiness" #goreboarsandswords

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15 years ago

#BriennesForestPlaylist Hangin' Around - Counting Crows

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15 years ago

#RedWeddingPlaylist Guess I Just Lost My Head - The Carpenters

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15 years ago

#AryaStarksBraavosPlaylist I've Just Seen A Face - The Beatles

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15 years ago

#JaimeLannistersHarrenhalPlaylist I Want To Hold Your Hand - The Beatles

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15 years ago

#RobertArrynsEpilepsyPlaylist Nothin' Shakin' - The Beatles

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15 years ago

@FreyjaVanir The Bobershop Quartet will release a whole album when that bitch dies. AimBot Robert Baratheon King Bob's Ghost

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15 years ago

#JoryCasselsKingsLandingPlaylist I Didn't See It Coming - Belle & Sebastian

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15 years ago

#SteffonBaratheonsSailingPlaylist Nightswimming - REM

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15 years ago

#TywinLannistersBathroomPlaylist Crap - Madonna

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15 years ago

@FreyjaVanir I left a copy of Shaving Ryan's Privates on her dresser. For some reason she didn't seem to appreciate it. Cersei Lannister

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15 years ago

If my plan to take over the world doesn't work out, there's always prostitution. #badendings

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14 years ago

I'm feeling feisty today!

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14 years ago

It's been over a year and Lancel Lannister is still looking for a breastplate stretcher. Eugene Michael Simon

It's been over a year and <a href="/LancelLannister/">Lancel Lannister</a> is still looking for a breastplate stretcher. <a href="/Eugene_Simon/">Eugene Michael Simon</a>
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14 years ago

Happy MILF Day! That stands for Mothers I Likely Fucked. If you have black hair and don't know who your father is, YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING.

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14 years ago

Who's up for some sexy ghost action? A word of warning: just like Dornish food, I'll go right through you.

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14 years ago

#MentionSomeoneVerySpecial King Tommen Myrcella Baratheon #VerySpecial #VeryVerySpecial

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14 years ago

Q: What does Vargo Hoat call his smegma?

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14 years ago

A: Goat cheese!

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13 years ago

stuck in chimney send help and beer