Haunting lesson #1: Lancel Lannister is always a good Target. No matter who you are, Lancel probably deserves it if only for his stupid name

Haunting lesson #2: Be creative. You're a fucking ghost. The laws of the universe do not apply. Boo! Doesn't cut it.

Haunting Lesson #3: Put yourself out there. What's the worst that can happen? They've already fucking killed you!

*Hires 2 guys with puppets to follow around Blackfish Blues and do this continuously youtube.com/watch?v=cUusX1… #herefishyfishy #annoywithpuppet

I just want to point out that I taught Cersei everything she knows about wine. #proudhusband

I need to update my ghost roll-a-decks. So many more people to add-Renly, soldier #68, that Lannister kid Jaime murdered the fuck out of.

I wonder if Luwin wants to join my ghost band...

Fucking Drogo gets to come back and kiss the Targ Whore. Why can't I get another day with the rest of the Whores? #deathisntfair

Guess I got the Theon beating mixed up with Lancel. Oh well, still enjoyable #gotepisodeeleven #fuckgreyjoys

I'm confused...why is Ros trying to seduce Cat? Book purists are going to be pissed #gotepisodeeleven

"Robert was a drunken fool, but he didn't enjoy cruelty. " - Cersei #gameofthrones

Hey! I...no, that's pretty much right. "Game of Thrones: "Robert was a drunken fool, but he didn't enjoy cruelty. " - Cersei #gameofthrones"

Happy Fucking Holidays!! More Wine!! kingbobsghost.tumblr.com/image/38649717…

@YourLordTywin @thePapaBurgundy RT "In exile or the grave, the rightful place for usurpers." Little offended Ty...little offended...

He's an angry elf. 25.media.tumblr.com/93ae9350bf3f73…

tumblr.com/blog/kingbobsg… #gameofthrones #elf #christmas #angryelf

Everyone sing! "Who's got a beard that's long and white?" kingbobsghost.tumblr.com 25.media.tumblr.com/8a960d8c7093b4…

A little known member of House Baratheon 25.media.tumblr.com/cecd2ac94a7cef…

A new year means more wine and wenches! Raise a glass you cunts!!