Counting on it

-Downs a drink and tries to avoid looking at some guys dancing ass-

-Slides closer to his brother Roman and nods in the direction of the entertainment- This your doing?

-Thinks he'd enjoy stripper sweat if they were better looking, and female-

-waves good night to JoAnna Maxwell, realizes she's bothered by something since she didn't even insult him before leaving-

-keeps looking around for a chance to wish his fairy-inlaw 'Happy Birthday' without having to dance to prove he means it-

-Wakes up in his hotel room covered in dried stripper sweat. Liked it as much as he thought he would.Hopes Claude B. Brigant had a good time too-

-sticks his finger in Claude B. Brigant's batter and licks it off- umm donuts

Had a momentary fantasy about Ajax and blood batter. Not gonna lie.

-Hopes it says Julian- "Claude B. Brigant: -also has yet to realize he got inked, just think his arm kind of hurts-"

@DakotaARyan Living the good life Dakota, thanks to the return of Dracula

-Passes the pup in the hall, tries not to look...can't- Claude B. Brigant and Roman B. Brigant are so weird...

Doooooo it, drinks on me brother "Roman B. Brigant: //Human is in Monroe, LA...might stop in at Hooligans and say howdy."

he had no problem spotting Roman B. Brigant and his puggie little friend- Son of a bitch... you take one of those things with you everywhere?

up a hand to stop Roman B. Brigant speaking- no wait, not old age...trrrrrue looooove did it

-bumps shoulders with Roman B. Brigant, laughing- I was ten! -takes a drink- anyway, there weren't as many forms of entertainment way back then

-Blows a kiss- {Vampire} Pam Eric Northman Claude B. Brigant Michelle Dashwood Roman B. Brigant Abigale Dawson Jenica Ramsey Jordan.

I see Roman B. Brigant' influence alllllllll over this...hey, Claude B. Brigant, your boy needs a helmet

-looks both ways for Claude B. Brigant, then pushes Sam out into the hallway laughing- I am the worlds best Uncle

I think Ajax is babysitting again. x.com/sassyybae/stat…