I have been in a really shitty mood lately. *Rolls my eyes* Stop whining.

Oooo Sam is in town. What fun. *Smirks* x.com/merlotte_sam/s…

It’s as dead as a vampire around here.

|| I don’t know if I could pull it off, but I’m really tempted to make an Eric.... really. Tempted. Trying to resist... the urge. But failing. #TrueBlood

I ate so much I think my stomach might pop. Mmmm.

This was on my TL and sweeeetttt Jesus I needed this today.

Good evening humans... and vampires.... and *grins* werewolves. I’m coming for you. *Winks*

*Shit eating grin and feeds Sadie some shrimp* It’s your time to shine you lil diva you.

True Blood *Licks teeth* I guess I’m sharing with Eric? That’s a change of scenery.... and appendages.

Y’all are a bunch of whiny motherfuckers. Jesus.

I get myself into trouble when I just say fuuuuccckkk iiiitttt. Stay out of my way.

Can you imagine Pam having a daughter? *Snorts*

I had a dream that I was suckin Pam’s titties and I don’t think I’ve ever slept so good in my life.

Solo this weekend because I’ve been brutally inactive and some of you cunts deserve to fuckin perish.

Business.. you know how it goes.

I wonder if human flesh is a suitable Thanksgiving option.

*Leaves a small gift on the counter at Fangtasia of my blood for {Vampire} Pam in hopes that it’ll soothe a potential fangover after the holidays*

Ommmfff she still does it for me.

Such a shame to see this place so damn dead. Fuck. ~Snorts~

I still keep an eye on you, Vampire love.