King Calypso Read: tl.gd/n_1sm8o9e

That is not how I dress.

To do so, he requires less formal attire, considerably less hair product, and needs much more fang.

I could end the vampire called Chow, but informing me he smells of shit is not much of a motivator.

And the original you shall have.

You overestimate how much I care for this area as a whole, blood cow.

If I am in your first thoughts, Jordan., why must I be the fourth asshole?

My mother was no saint. She made many enemies. And now, she is dead. I care little.

-is drinking a glass of Royalty while watching Roomba make its way around the suite- You really should not consume so much rubbish...

-Rising to his feet at the sound of a knock at his door, his face was a schooled expression of annoyed indifference as he > {Vampire} Pam

stepped over Roomba, expecting to find yet another trembling, worthless minion of Area Five the casino employed doing > {Vampire} Pam

their duty of pestering him with inane questions on whether or not he was finding everything to his satisfaction. Throwing> {Vampire} Pam

open the door more roughly than necessary, the schooled expression upon his face cracked the moment he laid eyes on {Vampire} Pam.- I was>

not expecting you, {Vampire} Pam. This is a most welcome surprise. -Reaching forward and taking hold of her hand, he lifted it briefly >

to his lips, placing a kiss atop it before releasing it to step aside and allow {Vampire} Pam entry into his suite.- If such is possible,>

you look more radiant than the last time I saw you. To what do I owe this pleasure? And I trust there will be pleasure... {Vampire} Pam

If you're not following Jordan., you are truly missing out. Change that immediately, and follow along with her latest solo.

Bitter blood cow is bitter. -will earn the number one asshole spot yet-

I would make Pamela my queen.