show a woman a picture of bob mortimer to calm her down instantly

They should implement a GAM STOP-style self-ban for takeaways.

Privatising water was a colossal scam - and we are the victims.

Our waterways are filthy. Our bills are up 40%. Shareholders - 70% overseas - enriched by £72 bn. From 0 debt to £60 bn. Investment down 15%.

End it now. Save us money. Clean up our water.

Neither party will. Why?

Slagging off Wetherspoons is a sign of deep privilege

It keeps people fed for cheap in this economy whilst everyone else is ripping people off

Keeps 41,000 in employment with money in pockets who otherwise would struggle to get a job

Those who slag it off are out of touch

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Sheridan Smith to play Adobe Photoshop Version 24.4.1 in the upcoming ITV1 royal drama Manipulated.

kate middleton returning to buckingham palace with a bbl and a cup of lemonade from the glasgow willy wonka experience

sorry but this vine is actually HILARIOUS.

Some people don’t want Britain to borrow to invest in the green economy. They want us to back down.

But Keir, Rachel and I will never let that happen. Britain needs this £28bn a year plan and that is what we are committed to.

Christmas is underrated. Best day of the year by far. #Family

DUA LIPA Got a wife, No Thanks 👎

Rail Bridge No 4 .. Huddersfield Broad Canal #WestYorkshire Canal & River Trust #Bridge #KeepCanalsAlive

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The city of Ängelholm is constructing a new road, and in its path stood an 80-year-old oak tree

This is how they moved a 100-ton Oak - a thread 🧵

I'm so confused. I thought we left the EU to stop having unelected people governing us?

Yellow-browed Warbler and Pallas's Warbler sightings 24-30 Oct.
Have you managed to catch up with either yet this autumn?

Hi all,
I am available for the following below from January next year, as am working panto until mid January thanks regards bruce

How are they supposed to hear this msg if you’ve cut off their ability to communicate?