Willie Nelson just turned 91 so I hope someone warns him that weed's a gateway drug to heroin before it's too late

Happy Hitler Shot Himself Day to all who celebrate!

This is profoundly sad.

fuck a catalytic converter, why aren’t you fuckers salvaging a waymo?

think about it anon, the gpus in the trunk alone are worth thousands

I think we’re out of bingo cards.

Fertilizer made from Treated Human Waste from the city of Fort Worth, Texas full of “PFAS”, is running off onto to ranchers land, killing their cattle, horses and fish.

“Its chemicals are manmade. It’s in the biosolids.”
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The IRS is poised to collect over half a trillion dollars from rich tax cheats thanks to a law passed by Democrats. Every single republican in Congress voted against stopping millionaire tax crooks and republicans want to help them keep stealing from you.

This is what presidential immunity looks like

Do do know how this college protest ends, right?
Prediction: 9-12 months from now Congress & DOJ will produce a substantial report showing some (not all but some) of these protest were coordinated with a known foreign adversary.
If you don’t think our enemies (like China &

If you're 60, 69.1% of all job growth since your birth occurred under Democratic administrations.

If you're 45, that number is 74.7%.

If you're under 30, the number is 100%.

George is right. Read what he said: 'Until now, no American president had ever faced a criminal trial. No American president had ever faced a criminal indictment for retaining and concealing classified documents...'

there's only one thing that brought these three people together..

“Every courtroom sketch of Donald Trump looks like the Grinch had sex with the Lorax”

—Colin Jost

(He can call it a joke if he likes but holy shit truer words never spoken)

I am waiting for the Supreme court to declare Presidential Immunity so I can illegally declare myself President, clean out the treasury, pardon myself and move to a tropical island and chat online with babes all day.

1/ Reminder that Trump has said he wished aides and the Joint Chiefs of Staff chairman who did not bend to his will be executed: huffpost.com/entry/general-…

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“Here is what is crystal clear. If the Court waits until the end of its session in June to decide the case, there is little chance for a trial to complete before the election. If the Court sends the case back to the lower courts, there is no chance. We will know that we have a

Absolute insanity

If you’ve followed me for a while, you’ve seen me write about this topic. A lot.

The dynamics are different today, but the fundamental premise remains: College campuses are being turned into battlegrounds for a wholly asymmetric conflict; a billionaire proxy war.

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