Leaving Heathrow I forgot my passport in my back pocket so the inspector wanted me x-rayed again. I was wearing low-rise jeans & he asked me to pull them up, which is the first time a man has ever said that to me.

Very ingenious of Kristi Noem to write about killing her puppy in a book - she knows the ignorant MAGA crazies will never find it there.

Hey, it’s Friday and that corrupt piece of shit Trump is in court again today! Any way you look at it, today’s a win.

Since you asked, yes, I occasionally feel lonely, but never as lonely as when I’m with people who don't get me. Being alone is much better than feeling out of place or misunderstood. That’s the major difference between being alone and being lonely.

I really wanted to hear Justice Kagen ask, “Is Mr. Trump suggesting President Biden could assassinate him right now and suffer no consequences?'

In the 1920s, Americans flocked to join the Ku Klux Klan, embraced eugenics, and the Supreme Court backed them up. They sterilized people. They can be maliciously mad. They can also be replaced with our votes.

If you're in a fist fight with Clarence Thomas in a DC White Castle parking lot what fight song would you choose for the background music?

[bedtime prayer]

'Dear Lord, you've taken my favorite comedian, Richard Lewis, my favorite author, John Barth, and my favorite guitarist, Jeff Beck. I just wanted to let you know my favorite Supreme Court Justice is Samuel Alito.'

Delaying Trump's trial is little more than the Supreme Court's version of Catch & Kill.

This work by courtroom sketch artist Edvard Munch is called “The Nap”

I can't believe I live in a country where a former president has been indicted for 88 felonies and is still running for re-election.

My local Tesla dealership just texted offering me a significant discount if I agreed to tweet out a dozen racist posts.

Total Immunity Biden could kidnap the conservative justices and lock them in an overseas CIA black site.

Well, we all know this can actually happen…

DC is not what's broken. The Republican Party, now Trump's Party, is what's broken.

Any day Trump is forced to sit all day in a freezing courtroom with the sword of Damocles hanging over his head is a very good day indeed.