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This was so weird ...

Phil Dunn Sorry you hated me so much but, then, why are you following me? And also, why did you send this directly to me? You know, you can write “I hate Dara O Briain”, without writing “I hate Dara Ó Briain”.

interior of the vatican's board room head accountant-"OK, here's what it boils down to. To fix Notre Dame we could take some money out of the kid fucking fund or you could sell one of your golden hats" Pope- Hmmm. now, Whats this "kick starter" everyone keeps talking about?"

You know when you’re young and you go to a club and some one really old shouldn’t be there

I've just discovered that getting annoyed/tutting when someone plays music loudly on a train has no effect. However, tapping your feet to the beat and try to sing along makes them switch it off immediately. A win for the middle-aged!

So as you may have noticed, we wont be running Jesterval this summer as we are taking a well needed break. However don’t despair we will be back in the new year and looking forward to some brilliant line ups... seetickets.com/tour/lost-voic…

“How was your day?”

There’s people who buy grated cheese. People won’t grate cheese for themselves how can you expect us to save a planet for hypothetical grandchildren?

With the fashion of Botox, fillers and ridiculously inflated lips it’s never been easier to get a more lifelike inflatable woman!

Any chance of a retweet. Great Comedy line-up in Newcastle this Saturday. Featuring Terry Alderton, Paul Sinha 'Sinnerman', Lauren Pattison, George Zach Mc: John Smith. Tickets only £15! northernstage.co.uk/whats-on/grinn…

Here's some interesting facts about the Tory leader candidates

A map of every European City

I did a google image search for people annoyed that their bins hadn't been collected and put them all in a montage.

Hey @BFischerJourno. Your bio says you’re a journalist. So any idea why you’ve posted a picture of my daughter’s picture and tweeted my exact words and pretended they’re yours?

Knocking the rough edges off the new show in Soho all next week. Tickets still available if you fancy seeing a comedy show that also contains some sad bits. sohotheatre.com/events/ed-byrn…

Over 10,000 Palestinians have been killed in the last month, including over 4,000 children. It is extremely likely that weaponry and military technology sold by the UK is involved in Israel’s war crimes in Gaza. Rishi Sunak & Keir Starmer when will you #StopArmingIsrael?

STAND UP FOR PALESTINE! Join some of the most talented and hilarious comedians at The Stand Comedy Club, Newcastle on Sunday 21st July to raise funds for Medical Aid for Palestinians (MAP ). Book your tickets here: seetickets.com/event/stand-up… #standup #palestine #comedy

This is tonight! Still tickets available