It’s like I’ve been in training my entire life for this moment! To become the superhero for bad haircuts! I gotta avenge! Superclip girl to the rescue! Team AMERICA!

#standup #comedy #comedian #badhaircut #supercuts #superclip #superhero #trainingday #america #avenger

Still bad @supercuts Really bad. It’s hitting me more and more. Couldn’t even sleep!

#standup #comedy #comedian #funnynotfunny #supercuts #badhair cut #badhair #trauma

Thanks @supercuts for the extra trauma on the side! I want my money back!

#standup #comedy #comedian #butnotfunny #haircut #badhaircut #badday #amiwrong #supercut s #jesswellington #supercut #trauma

It’s a door guy The Comedy Store door guy vibe!

#standup #comedy #comedian #thecomedystore #vibes #mullet #doorguy #feltcute

No cap!

#standup #comedy #comedian #clown #clown ing #thecomedystore #weird #silly #fun #joy #happy #beweird

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#standup #comedy #comedian #trash #trash can #trash shoot #coolstuff #dumbstuff #fyp

Working The Comedy Store #standup #comedy #comedian #thecomedystore #work #job

Bring back Jelly Roll now BUNNIE XO love y’all!

#standup #comedy #jellyroll #bunny #comedian #bringit

My phone put together a compilation of portraits throughout the years but they almost entirely include Matt Lockwood 😂😂😂

#standup #comedy #comedian #thecomedystore #portraits #mattlockwood #jesswellington

Just me?

#standup #comedy #comedian #pug #pug s #pug life #pug lover #funny #trauma #igetitfrommytrauma #silly #cutedog #jesswellington

Trigger warning this video may cause trauma…

#standup #comedy #comedian #trauma #warning #igetitfrommytrauma #funny #silly #jesswellington

Wish this bingo babe luck! 🍀

#standup #comedy #comedian #bingo #bingo babe #babe #pinky #luck

During a late show in SLC recently, a woman in the front row fell asleep…

Kicking out the riff raff The Comedy Store

#standup #comedy #comedian #thecomedystore #riffraff #bar

Taylor Swift dropped

#standup #comedy #comedian #taylorswift #trauma #funfacts #facts

🐶💤 #pug lover #pug life #pug #pug s #sleepy #doggy #fancy

Pepsi

#standup #comedy #comedian #thecomedystore #pepsi #kendalljenner #northcarolina #jokes #mountolive #mtolive #middleschool #middleschool dance #jesswellington

Fancy Fashion! Be glamorous even when you’re napping!

#pug lover #pug life #pug s #pug #fashion #pug fashion #fancy #fancy fashion

Politics 🥖✡️

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So many people ask me how Olive is doing. Well, she is living it up on the west side. Saw her today for the first time in a long time. Miss her dearly but she is so loved.

#puglover #puglife #pugs #olive #fancy