I'm stepping away from socials for awhile.
Keep track of my touring schedule on my website and come to a live show. Next stop is Arlington, VA.
Thanks! ericarhodescomedy.com

My hilarious and talented friend- comedian Erica Rhodes- smart, beautiful and funny- does she appear in my Following feed? No! Thanks X. I look her up daily for her latest one liners-you should too! ❤️
#ericarhodes #LadyBug
Erica Rhodes

I didn’t look at the eclipse cuz I’m not an idiot.

My phone just told me I’ve spent half my life on my phone.

Aww thank you!

Haha thanks Matt!

It seems I need to also make a list of all the cities I’m not going to, because every time I post my tour schedule, people ask about the cities NOT on the list.

Erica Rhodes Go see Erica Rhodes..... she's incredible!!

New tour dates up now:

ericarhodescomedy.com

Do what you enjoy and be a good person. It’s not that hard, most people won’t notice and that means you’re doing it right.

hey sorry i missed your text i realized i’m going to have to keep responding to texts for the rest of my life and i got really tired

heyLA Hollywood Improv 7pm tonight David Spade Iliza Shlesinger Cristela Alonzo 9:30pm DeRAY DAVIS: HOOD HERO Lewis Belt Barry Brewer & more 7:45pm Laugh Factory Tony Rock Arsenio Hall Mike Binder Erica Rhodes & more

Now I know I’m the girl who will call 911 if I hear fireworks. That being said, they make you wait awhile!

If it pays ;)

Verizon: congrats you get a free phone if you spend $300 for a charger and $30 for a set up fee and $50 for a phone case and $500 for us to not be rude to you.

My phone is down. So I’m probably getting a lot of very important texts right now.

I have about 5 new jokes I shall try tonight at Oxnard Levity Live

The world is weird right now; I just saw a tire in a tree.

Big one tonight! Erica and I together for the first and second-to-last time!!!