Never forget Tim Meadows as OJ Simpson writing “I did it” on the NFL telestrater (one of the best SNL opens). This was shortly after the verdict.

RIP Norm MacDonald, you would've been cooking today.

Hunting for a new home rental is exhausting! If any of you happen to hear of rentals coming availabile please let me know! Ideally something around Little Italy/Crescentwood area.

Jets vs Stars at 7pm
4 apps for $40
$25 bottles of wine

Thanks to Temur Durrani and the The Globe and Mail for this awesome profile of McNally Robinson Booksellers!

If you're a Globe subscriber, you can read the article here: tgam.ca/3PXZouI

Can you collect on life insurance if you’re dead inside? Asking for me.

life is short so eat the cake, get the tattoo, punch fuckers in the throat.

I only have 4 Starbeast left after finishing the Molson Dry. I'll be ok.

Just destroyed my brother's case of Molson Dry at the cabin. I'm gonna need to replace some beer.

One thing I can't wrap my head around regarding these street parties...

The province is kicking in $75,000 per round, and another $50,000 is coming from EDW, and there are no bike valets or water stations.

So many times throughout the day I feel like that Ben Affleck smoking meme.

Nobody:

Morgan Wallen when he drinks 3 Michelob Ultras:

Wednesday night date night deal! ⬇️

Pionk looked like he had a piano tied to his ass there.

The $20 bill is starting to give $5 bill energy and I don’t like that.

everybody excited about the sun blacking out but when i do it i have a problem???? bullshit fr

Do you ever just wanna

When the ball boy became a hero

eclipses don’t impress me. i am abruptly overcome by darkness every day

I would turn my car on for white noise to help me sleep