long shot but excision!!!! 🤞🏼😬

who let trump buy facetune premium

selling 1 ticket to edclv i’m scared

how did he know :/

i want to talk shit but trevor 🥸 is busy raging ballsack at paradise blue UGH i feel so alone and bored

i can’t believe in 2024 that it’s not acceptable for me to call people c*nts on twitter

5 excision sets in the next month… that’s gay rights!!!!

snowy and gross outside so i’m in big hoodie listening to kacey musgraves eating soup and taking care of my plants :))

trimmed my beard a little but left the chin and mustache parts longer and i think i like it this way :))

also going to the plant store today heheh

going to north carolina, san diego, and vegas all within a 2 week span next month oops

manhattan, ks 👎🏼
topeka, ks 👎🏼
salina, ks 👎🏼
lawrence, ks 😁
oklahoma city, ok 🫤
new york city, ny 🙂
wichita, ks 👎🏼
denver, co 😍😍😍

im midwest sober (an alcoholic but no DUIs)

can i pls trade my brain in for a regular one or something

people shower 🧼🚿because it's a trend. 📈someone else doing it,➡️🧖🏾‍♀️ and everybody else doing it,🧖🏻‍♀️🧖🏼‍♀️🧖🏽‍♀️🧖🏾‍♀️🧖🏿‍♀️ i wanna do it,☝🏻🧖🏽‍♀️ i wanna fit in, ⬇️❗👇🏻 you have to think to yourself; 🤔 🤨why do i shower? 🤔🚿why do i bathe? 🐠🧼why do i do it?☝🏻🧖🏾‍♀️ what do i gain out of doing…

if i drive rly fast y’all think i can make it before excisions first set????

major flop of me to miss paradise blue AGAIN kms

i love my truck so much but every time i fill up the cost makes me wanna douse the gasoline on myself and light up a cigarette

why did i think this was that Fred kid from youtube at first