Sometimes people assume because I’m working on a psych degree that I’m analyzing them as though my level of self absorption would allow that

Honestly I don’t know how many more rodeos I can take

Oh hey Twitter

Please don’t tell me to make myself comfortable unless you want me to go home

“I'm worth it' I whisper as I take a multivitamin for the first time in weeks

It’s actually most likely my penultimate rodeo

Soo…your delusion of grandeur or mine

I miss that one time I wasn’t tired

Me waiting for my friend’s feedback on the show I suggested like I created it myself or something

Throwback to the not so good days.

I wonder if everything that could possibly go wrong thinks about me as much as I think about it

Don’t invite me places. I was cesarean. I didn’t want to come out then and I certainly don’t want to now

I’ll get it together tomorrow I swear

‘What else do you have to live for?’

- me convincing myself to have the ice cream.

Sorry can’t make it, I have to worry about a thing that if I stop worrying about might happen

I can tell how emotionally available a guy is by how badly I want to date them

Gotta love when death is listed as one of the possible more ‘serious side effects’ of a supplement.

I have not fallen but also cannot get up.

This one got away from me but tomorrow’s diem’s gonna be carped I swear

One more fun fact might be the end of me.