blaseball itself isn’t a beautiful game. it’s the people who play it, the love we share, the way we all have a place when holding the bat or throwing the ball; that’s beautiful

HI TWITTER!!! WE STOLE CARMENS PHONE AND HACKED THE TEAM TWITTER!! HOUSTON AUSTINS 5EVER!!

THIS IS DEFINITELY CARMEN AUSTIN HERE TO SAY THAT SMOL WILLIAMS IS THE BEST COOLEST BATTER ON OUR TEAM AND DOESNT NEED TO SHOW UP TO THE NEXT SUBTLE ESPIONAGE CLASS

Sorry about that, everyone!! Smol Williams must’ve stolen my phone... 😖 I’ve changed the password and handcuffed my phone to my arm so it doesn’t happen again!

Excited to be watching the start of the playoffs today! 🥳 Rooting for our fellow Texans REALLY SUPER EVIL Dallas Steaks - Best of luck, Steaks!!

Hey Houston Austins! That was a great night-- I've never seen the taco bell run out of nachos before!

Well, the season’s over so that means the end of field trips for a while. 😞 Any suggestions on fun games to pass time outside of training simulations (preferably one that could keep Smol from destroying the place?)

it’s sunday, and that means it’s time for #blaseballcares ! some of our fellow teams have stepped up this week to support charities that are close to their hearts. see our carrd below for a list of places to support! anything helps. blaseballcares96.carrd.co

additionally, a community-driven artist collective has started a site to sell merchandise with all proceeds going to charity! check out blaseballcares.com to support the milwaukie bail fund, and look good doing it!

Almost time for the start of a new season! Galveston Gumshoes, get ready! 😈✨

Hey Son Scotch , do you know when we’re going to be able to get a tour? I’ve always wanted to see what it’s like over there in [REDACTED]- We’ve got all of our NDAs filled out and everything!!

Austin, Galveston, [REDACTED] and others have convened. On behalf of the entire Texas Blittle League, we stand behind the Mexico City Wild Wings . We love our Wings here in Texas too, and they’re *never* Mild.

Hey! Welcome to Twitter, Hermitcrabs Blarge League !! 🎉✨ Happy to finally have y’all joining the party~

And finally... Thanks so much for the league support! The Breath Mints. 🍬 Yellowstone Magic Houston Spies Houston Austins @nygenerationz

Y’all, I love New York!! It’s so easy to parkour and zipline from building to building 😄 I get why so many superheroes fight here.

Hey @nygenerationz !! We’re getting wrapped up on our Recon assignment soon, so we should figure out a time for a sneak out~ 🥳

Back in Austin!! 🎉 New York was fun, but I missed Tlorchy’s 😭

Keep Austin Weird! In fact, we should be SO weird that maybe like, we should all just pack up and move elsewhere just for a gag. Wouldn’t that be weird?