It's with heavy hearts that we confirm reports of the sudden passing of Spies hitter Theodore Holloway. Holloway's career in Houston spanned 13 seasons, 2 positions and 4 @YESPLZdotCOFFEE sponsorships! Wow, thanks @YESPLZdotCOFFEE! 🩸⚾️

Wait, Uh, Norris... Wait, Uh.......

Was Going To Have Some Parent-Son Bonding Time With Firestar After The Playoffs, But..... Well.... Wonder If Yrjö Is Free I Guess?

it's been a rough week in #blaseball, if you're everyone's Son.

RIV Son Scotch, incinerated by a rogue umpire on Day 36 of Season 14. I wrote this for them in my very first season of #blaseball because the cadence of their name charmed me, un-lored, else I'd have said "our." I wrote it as pastiche, not knowing it would ultimately be elegy.

Today, we mourn a terrible loss, unheard of in the cultural event of Blaseball. Today, we lost our son, Son Scotch, to a terrible event of incineration. Taken far too soon. All Houston Spies uniforms will be changed to black for the forseeable future in mourning. RIV, my Son.

We are deeply saddened by the sudden loss of Spies hitter and Houston's favorite son, Son Scotch. A Spy since S1, Scotch grew into a beloved member of the ILB family and made Blaseball Fans everywhere, like our S14 sponsor Multitude, proud. RIV 🩸⚾️

i dont have the energy to render this out more than just a sketch but uhh... thanks son scotch, you will be missed. RIV. 💙 #blaseball

Introducing, Math Velazquez, of the Houston Spies! Art created by jess 🔮 @AF!!