What a day, right wing tears and blues relegated. Cheers, lovely people x

People watching Britain's Got Talent & complaining about how bad it is is a bit like deliberately stepping in a pile of shit & saying what a mess it's made of your trainers.

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Rishi Sunak: “The plan is working.”

Turn the helicopter around Rishi, you aren't required

BREAKING: Labour’s Richard Parker pulls off shock victory in West Midlands, beating Tory incumbent Andy Street by a whisker, sources say.

Huge blow to Rishi Sunak - this was one of two mayoralties Downing Street had hoped would help turn round losing narrative.

Come the hell on Sandwell, we're all waiting!

Things that have a bigger number than Reform Councillors

1. The bears in Goldilocks

2. Blind mice

3. Legs on a tripod

4. Bananarama

5. The Musketeers

6. The little pigs

#LocalElection2024 Richard Tice 🇬🇧

Racist Britain First candidate gets beaten by a geezer who puts a bin on his head

In Private Eye. No fucking words!!!

John Eustace keeps Blackburn up as Birmingham City get relegated. Extraordinary achievement by the owners of the Blues.

Does this mean someone representing the Residents' Association will get a regular spot on BBC Question Time ?

The 'real opposition' only needs to do 400% better, and they'll draw level with the Worker's Party of Britain.

Really great to see the Greens and Lib Dems making gains too. Maybe the news channels could stop inviting Richard Tice and Reform on all the time and reflect the politics of this country.

🚨Labour GAIN Avon & Somerset Police & Crime Commissioner

🥇We are delighted that our Labour candidate Clare Moody has won in Avon & Somerset.

👮We look forward to seeing Clare make progress on neighbourhood policing, violence against women and girls, and crime prevention

Every woman’s biggest nightmare is walking home in the dark alone.

This photo gives me joy.

Hanging by a thread, fallen flat..... is this the Tory story for this evening?

I'm forming a support group for newly redundant satirists.

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A win for Susan Hall and the Conservatives is a win for racists, white supremacists and Islamophobes the world over.

Susan Hall’s campaign has been fought from the gutter with dangerous and divisive politics.

London, we cannot let her win. Vote Sadiq.

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In your dreams Bunter.