A pint size loser to some, to others a half pint loser!
#PMQs
Rishi Sunak

Hark back to a time when a Tory would tell the truth!
Johnson knew all of this but put his own ambition ahead of doing anything decent for the country!
#PoliticsLive

The “Let them drown” recommendation will appeal to a huge portion of Reform voters!
#RwandaNotInMyName #Racist

A brilliant response from Stormy Daniels

#TrumpTrials #TrumpSmellsLikeAss

Following the practice of awarding a ferry contract to a company with no ships the government have announced that the Rwanda flight contract will go to Wagamama’s

#Rwanda #Torychaos theguardian.com/politics/2019/…

Not a single person in the Tory loaded Newsnight audience supported the Rwanda policy.
It really ISN’T the will of the people Rishi Sunak
#politicslive

“We’ve noticed that the Angela Rayner council house thing didn’t move the polls one jot so we’ve decided to resurrect our unworkable, illegal, expensive shitty Rwanda policy”
#politicslive #GeneralElectionN0W

The Express who campaigned vigorously for #Brexit are now complaining and whinging about the very rules that they encouraged their readers to vote for! FFS! express.co.uk/news/uk/189068…

Watching this is painful enough without having to listen to Lee Dixon have a fucking orgasm.
Where’s the mute button?
#MUFC #COVMUN

What a fucking hypocrite. #Trump would let his paymaster Putin have Ukraine in a heartbeat and then whatever other territories he fancies.
You and mad lettuce Liz both want him back. Make your fucking mind up Boris Johnson #TraitorTrump

“Now he can’t blame Europe anymore for the state of their country guess who he’s blaming now?
Sick people FFS!”
#SickNoteSunak

Exactly! #FuckoffSunak 👇👇👇

The judges aren’t impressed as Sunak auditions for a part in Mama Mia with his version of Dancing Queen #SunakOut

“It’s only a touch of leprosy. Now get back to work you lazy fucker! #sicknote

“Have you thought about becoming a trapeze artist?”
#sicknote

‘Tis only a flesh wound and one of Sunak’s professionals has assessed you fit to work.

#SunakOut

Richard Tice talking utter shite on climate change. What a fucking spanner!
#BBCQT

“Is that the head of Police Scotland?

Sunak here.

Listen. I’m having a shitty week.

Yes. Again. I know.

Could do with a distraction.

Be a good chap and arrest Sturgeon’s husband will you.

Cheers. I’ll owe you.

#nicolasturgeon

#GeneralElectionN0W

The Tory week started with Liz Truss talking utter gobbledygook on TV, James Daly reporting Rayner to the police but can’t say why.
Voting to deport the Afghans who helped us.
The week ends with Menzies scoring more frequently with the Brazilians than Pele.

Mark Menzies at the beauticians:

MM: “I’d like a back, sack and crack please”

Beautician: “Have you thought about having a Brazilian?”

MM: “Don’t you fucking start!”

#PoliticsLive #MarkMenzies