40 years ago today we released “Karma Chameleon” in 1983! It became our second single to reach the top of the UK Singles Chart. The record stayed at number one for six weeks and became the UK's biggest-selling single of the year 1983 🔥

Biden is extraordinarily fit for his age but also I don’t give a rat’s ass if he serves out a second term. Maybe it would be better if he resigned to give Kamala incumbency. Whatever, just need him alive till Jan 2025. You want to concern troll normie Dems, I cannot be trolled.

Yes this. And this is why fading pop stars always used to put out a country album when their career was dying. Country music fans are permanent if you can get them.

Musk is not going to sue the ADL (he'd lose) anymore than he was going to cage fight Mark Zuckerberg (he'd lose). At this point, no media outlet should be uncritically parroting the bombastic things Musk randomly says on Twitter and then never follows through on.

I’m a free speech absolutist but if I don’t like your speech I’m going to sue you and if my business partners don’t like it you may be put to death.

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I just came up with a brilliant new policy proposal and it’s essential this policy is adopted as fast as possible for the betterment of all mankind. Also I’ve given it a needlessly inflammatory title that alienates most normal people in the first 2 seconds.

Iowa State fans wear their socks in the shower

Lol this awful awful hack decides to skip the part about the secret service renovating the security at his Delaware home for the past several months. She is just the worst.

Joe Biden has sent 100 billion dollars to Ukraine and NOTHING to Burning Man.

orangepomelo celia I've been assaulted by men. And arbitrarily demanding that only femme presenting people use the ladies room would NOT have done anything to keep me safer. And a cis woman who is naturally hairy these arguments put me at more risk of assault.

Really interesting quotes in this piece on the “remaking of LSU athletics” espn.com/college-footba…

I always thought men’s restrooms were the gross ones. I had no idea women’s restrooms were filled with rapists lurking in every other stall, waiting to pounce the second you get naked to handwash your period soaked clothing in the sink.

My four-year-old was reading Sohrab Ahmari’s new book when he turned to me gravely and asked “Daddy, why is the US in spiritual and cultural decline?” And when I told him “Because of left liberal ideological hegemony at elite universities,” he started crying

Elon takes over Twitter, gets rid of legitimate verification, and now a bunch of bros in the desert are freaking out over a fake Ebola outbreak at Burning Man with no idea who to trust for real information. Stunning, 10/10, no notes

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Ireland isn’t full. More housing and immigration would be good

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'Elon Musk is the new Henry Ford'

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