We just got another standard issue Mako. Apparently it’s been given some upgrades. I...have been burnt too many times by those promises, so I’ll just wait and see what Kaidan Alenko and Richard L. Jenkins say.

Funny...I feel like some version of myself has woken up after a six year long sleep. *yawns*

I was lost without you.

...definitely wasn't referring to my Lieutenant just now. ...Nope!

...I've never been to Andromeda.

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*puts down datapad to look at desk drawer, which is impossible to close due to poor design,not because packed full of <3 Incendiary Ammo <3*

*bathes Normandy Cat in Unicorn Tear Shampoo - Now Also For Pets!*

*settles in for a long night of watching As The Citadel Turns reruns*

Happy International Women's Day to my mom, the best role model anyone could wish for. Hannah Shepard *mumbles* Even if we don't always see eye to eye on, ah, certain...complications of the chain of command.

...And also to Colette, who, I have to reluctantly admit, seems to know how to handle herself and her weird obsolete weapons pretty well.

Finally, a chance to wear my little black dress again! *gets changed in record time before heading over to Flux*

*heads back to the SR-1, spirits lifted* Nothing like a few good fruity, girly drinks! Now to catch up on As The Citadel Turns...

*after giving the drool covered datapads to Richard L. Jenkins for cleaning, goes looking for Charles Pressly and Kaidan Alenko*

*on her way to the trash compactor, arms full of depleted lint rollers and associated fur-covered debris*

*goes looking for Conrad Verner...an odd experience, since usually the reverse seems to happen*