*is currently washing his lustrous hair with only -one- borrowed bottle of magical unicorn tear shampoo*

I joined Twitter on the 11th of March 2010 (766 days ago). Find your age at twuration.com

*busy washing his lovely luscious strand of hair with a stol-- innocently found bottle of Unicorn Tear Shampoo*

*navigating stuff*

I like to keep this on the DL but I'm actually *only* 2 months younger than Alenko. My magical moisturizer has definitely paid off.

*is happily oblivious of everything going on right now; continues pushing very important navigating buttons*

*suddenly smiles for absolutely no reason whatsoever because he cannot read minds, nope*

*important navigatory button pressing stuff*

*methodically pushes buttons in order to keep the SR-1 running smoothly*

Do you ever get the feeling you aren't really needed? .... *cough* Yeah. Me either.

*feeds Normandy Cat*

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

You'd think after 8 years I'd have figured out how to make this blasted thing work but my omni-tool keeps glitching.

*polishes the console*

*polishes his buttons again, and again*

*stomps around the ship, grumbling about the injustice and insubordination of some people*

*is very, very importantly pushing buttons*

*is still grumbling over the absurdity that someone could confuse him for a janitor!*

*finishes his two paragraph report for David Anderson* Now, to find those data pads.

*glances around* I'm sure David Anderson won't just show up without some due warning. *pulls on his cape*