My beret is #emotionallyengaging! /:D

Ah, no... "action." /:(

*Patrols as swift as the coursing river* /:D

Ready to roll out the welcome wagon, Commander!

*slumps on a couch importantly*

*does nothing, importantly*

*IMMEDIATELY reports to his insignificant post*

*Reads The Disposable's Guide to Massuesery [Abridged] with reading glasses* /8D

*insignificant mingling* /:D

*Finished with doing something very obscure, mundane, and time-consuming* /:D

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*Performs his unimportant duties* /:D

*unimportant stuff* /:D

*Takes an insignificant break for an unimportant lunch* /:D

*Hasn't stopped patrolling in quite a while* /:D

Uh… one of our guns is unaccounted for! D:\

/:( I can't find it ANYWHERE.

#junewish To see some action. /:D

Don't worry, ma'am. I'm not going to duck this up. #replaceawordinafamousquotewithduck

*Starts to think*