*disdainfully classifies Dog as a badimal*

@SpecTRe_Ashley *appears as if my magic...or perhaps literally by magic*

*ears perk up*

*senses distress!*

*protects Kaidan Alenko's sleeper pod from the Loud One by curling up in front of it and helpfully falling asleep*

*smugly patrols the ship on well-massaged feetsies*

Normandy Cat #YouAreSoBeautiful

*lurks in the vents, hungrily hunting baby turians*

*disappointed by the lack of available prey, turns his attention to the far tastier gizka instead*

*sniffs the air suspiciously, sensing a threat*

*takes advantage of Kaidan Alenko's absence to brush up against his sleeper pod territorially*

-makes a hasty exit from the mess hall, carrying in his mouth a slice of "Serious Declaration: 100% Free Range Organic Shifty-Looking Cow-

Roast Beef. Interjection: No Additives! Solemn Promise: Satisfaction Guaranteed,or See Our Representative on the Citadel for a Full Refund!"

@SpecTRe_Ashley *his scientific research indicates this is likely because he does not gorge himself on Professor Genki's cat chow*

@SpecTRe_Ashley *purrrrrrrrrrrs*

*rolls around adorably, showing off his fluffy tumzer, almost designed to be petted by inferior human paws*

*cunningly luring space mice into a false sense of security by appearing to do absolutely nothing*

*sets up a meticulously planned stakeout in the galley*

*velvety ears move ever so slightly, picking up the telltale squeaking of miniature giant space hamsters*

*comfortably and somewhat smugly catloafing in the now empty box in Commander Shepard's quarters*