fifth base is when you show them the massive pile of clothes on your special clothes chair

I’m grateful for the opportunity to share this story!

Some of you need to be visited by the ghost of quit emailing me so much before Christmas

Alberta #ThoroughbredBreeders Earn Big Rewards Thanks to funding through the Breed Improvement Program, breeders are now reaping the benefits of their hard work. #Albertaracing #racehorses #horseracing canadianthoroughbred.com/horse-news/alb…

Friend’s holiday card: Jon got a promotion! I ran a marathon! Kids are on the honor roll! Me: I finished a bottle of shampoo and conditioner at the same time, so it was a pretty big year over here for me as well.

I am so tired of logging into things. please stop making me log into things. I don’t want to make an account!!! stop texting me codes!!!!!!!

Happy Shrimp Ring Season to those who celebrate.

My parents told me Santa wasn’t real when I was 16. Jokes on them because I’m at the mall right now and guess who’s here

Merry Catmas! Walter has been assisting by causing absolute chaos while I was trying to cook dinner.

The week between Christmas and New Years

Welcome to your parents house; pease feel free to prepare your meals using the dullest knives you've ever seen.

❤️ this. Stu getting his D support in front of the next and the Burgh is falling in love with him. Miss this moustache

New Year’s Day Sold Out! 🙌 We’re delighted to announce that for the first time ever, New Year’s Day at Cheltenham Racecourse has sold out, with more than 40,000 people in attendance. Thank you for joining us, we wish you a Happy New Year.

The Edmonton Oilers Zach Hyman has 10-6-16/+6 in his last 11 GP.

Things I'm no longer interested in: 1. Driving at night 2. Leaving my house at night 3. Driving in the winter 4. Leaving my house in the winter 5. Driving 6. Leaving the house

I have 3 days to regulate my sleep schedule and remember that I am an active participant in the real world.

Good news GrahamMotion: It’s Sunday all day today 😂

Pip & Market day with April Prescott (she/her) B Ed. RYT-500 HR April was excited about gluten free cinnamon buns and I was excited about fresh kale in this frozen tundra. #yegeats #yegfood

Landman isn't the dumbest show I've ever watched, but it is the dumbest show I've ever kept watching