Brilliant job, Emmett Internet! Masterful torrenting of home plate.

Order of the Solar Temple en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Order_of_…

I may not be good at blaseball.

It's been a while. While I no longer have a corporeal form to do Blaseball with, I do have access to the internet still. I miss my team. Our reunion was brief but memorable. Maybe I will be allowed to build a new body if I legally change my name to Frog Benchpress or something.

Wall Street finance dudes lamenting ordinary people treating stock market like a "casino" when for them it's ALWAYS been a casino **and** using other people's money and the occasional government bailout... #GameStop #amcstock

#blaseball siesta.

Trying out a new image identification software I downloaded in the afterlife. Is this you Owen 'Fistful of Pickles' Picklestein ?

10. Hellmouth Sunbeams Official. The Sunbeams players all get Adaptations from the Hellmouth. If that isn’t an Eldritch Evolution I don’t know what is.

Sure feels like time keeps dragging on. Wish I could fix this glitch that keeps playing The Ballad of Barry Allen on repeat in my head.

Do you smell that? It could only be one thing… Fashion! Introducing, the first and last edition of Blaseball’s finest fashion magazine: Vlogue. A physical thing you can own, with the newest looks, art from our community, and an exclusive Parker interview. Tomorrow, 12pm EST 👀

Did you know Australians greet each other in the bathroom by saying "Bidet, mate!"

Just checked my wiki page again and I gotta say the commitment to the accuracy of my awesomeness is touching. I’m just glad I got to play blaseball again after that whole incineration thing.

"When my managers say “we” aren’t getting raises or politicians say “we” need to tighten our belts, they hide who really controls the levers of power." industrialworker.org/who-is-we/

Just to empathize the importance of this statement: One of the most powerful and popular union leaders in the country, who has years of experience leading millions of militant union members, is calling on all of us to build up our unions… and get ready to strike for our rights

Overturning Roe v. Wade and denying women the right to control their own bodies is an outrage and in defiance of what the American people want. Democrats must now end the filibuster in the Senate, codify Roe v. Wade, and once again make abortion legal and safe.

Thanks BTS_official for spending 377 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Butter. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/3Nrfpe0…

Gold. Pink. Lilac. Gray. Black. Brown.