Didn't do a lot of reporting yesterday due to freaking out about a few things but Welcome to the new Wild League's #1 Pitcher by raw star rating: King Sigmund Castillo! Wishing Lars Taylor a relaxing vacation and hope they get to spend plenty of time with the rehabbing 🚫⭐nerd pacheco🥧❄

This off-season, I'm trying to go visit my family. I've been driving for four hours and keep seeing the same sign. I've seen it at least 15 times... Also, I forget where I'm going.

[slaps the sunbeams] this bad boy can fit so many roster changes in one era in it anyway youtube link in next tweet #Blaseball

WHAT'S UP EVERYONE! The Blaseball Roundup for seasons 18-19 is here. Truthfully, I hate reporting on conflicts in management. Even more than I hate reading your letters youtu.be/skpHXzM3Pzc

#BLASEBALLUPDATE: The Hall of Flame has a new section for Teams. Meet the Alaskan Immortals.

Apparently, I got promoted. I now have an actual apartment. Still not being paid. But, I have a cat, a fridge full of salmon, and a bulletin board full of vouchers to @infiniteoutback.

Good timezone, blaseballers. One hour until games begin.

*dusts off the wiki* Oh, uhh... looks like we finally updated alexandest horne's page! Apologies to Hellmouth Sunbeams Official for taking 25 years. blaseball.wiki/w/Alexander_Ho…

I swear if I see anyone say "nice" when the Sun's pressure hits 4.20% I am gonna send Goobie Ballson to your house (allegedly) Nothing nice about the Sun(Sun)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😡😡😡😡

We love the Sun(Sun).

Pre-Latesiesta Updates! Our seasonal Blessing & Wills poll is up again for those who are interested! If you want to influence our Election strategy for the season, this is the one to respond to. (1/3) forms.gle/rZcz8SzvHYkLhM…

Rest in Violence Niq Nyong'o. Our sincere condolences to 🔱 Atlantis Georgias 🔱

🌞SEASON 20 SUNBEAMS STRATEGY!🌞 We're linking our full Voting Guide document in this tweet, but you can also read through the thread below for a less-detailed overview. drive.google.com/file/d/11szVa7…

Welcome to season 21, Sunbeams fans! At the top of the season, I would like to remind all Sunbeams fans that Nagomi Nava is not all that great of an idol! Walks are not incentivized. Please consider idoling someone else, like Hahn if you must idol a beam!

HAIL TO THE Hellmouth Sunbeams Official! FIRST MODERN UNDER-OVER CHAMPIONS

In Season 21 the #blaseball Overchampions were the The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁️ and the Underchampions were the Hellmouth Sunbeams Official

we finally made it

Wow- the cat I am obligated to take care of ran away for 115 days. I went on an epic search to find them. Turns out the cat ran away as part of a plan to secure our Underbracket Championship (un)Win. We are the season 21 reigning under champions!!!!

Management would like to wish everyone an incredible season 22. Will we be the best or the best worst? Stare into the sun and bask in its glory to find out.

[#baseball breaking update] Hellmouth Sunbeams Official's Eugenia Bickle got some new socks that cause foul balls to fly "Offworld." "Offworld" is a new mod we have not seen yet. What.