I love having daughters, I really do, but I do NOT love the daily struggle to find a bloody hair brush. #daughters #motherhood #wheresthebloodyhairbrush

I am excited to announce I'm teaming up with BIG Bubble Theatre Company to bring an immersive literacy & drama experience to schools, libraries or festivals! Featuring Knobbly Bottom's Nan Helsing- Beast Hunter, an interactive talk, Q & A and workshops. bigbubbletheatre.com/author-visits-…

My knobbly bottom is getting around this week!

We're not saying we have the best podcast guests but we're not NOT saying that, look who's done Radio Nonsense so far!
Abigoliah! Alasdair Beckett-King! Alison Spittle! Andrew O’Neill ☉! Bilal Zafar | TOURING UK & IRELAND RESPECTIVELY! Ed Petrie! Eleanor Morton ($8)! Howard Read! Joz Norris! The Listies 💩 🤣! @soozuk! thom tuck. purveyor of fine comedy.! & MORE!

Loved doing this podcast because it’s my fave and Tiernan Douieb is hilarious !

Have any authors on here been asked to sign anything weird?

After closing my eyes and sticking a pencil at random onto the list of names i cut, pasted and printed off here... I can announce that the WINNER OF THIS KNOBBLY BOTTOM BUNDLE IS .... Sarah Merchant Please DM me your details! Big bottoms up to everyone who took part! Thanks

I get so excited when my Mash rant gets shared by someone cool

Looking forward to reading this sexy looking book by my talented friend Jules Howard, mostly so I can slip eggs into the conversation at parties and say clever stuff about them.

My daughter had a SATs pun for me today. Which i think you’ll agree, beats all of mine!
What will the teachers drink to celebrate the last day of SATs?
SATs on the beach! #sats

Great thread for anyone feeling this. Me? I’m happy on the peripheral in my PJs, sitting on the sofa eating Wotsits, while those suckers have to drag themselves out to parties and carry heavy awards home on the train. And they’ve probably missed Masterchef.

Last day of SATs (and my rubbish puns) called for a hilariously named Lidl treat in the lunchbox! #sats #pun #jokes #parenthood