I can't go tonight. but you should. unless you are a big Bolton Wanderers fan. then I'll let you off.

here's a wee playlist of what I'm listening to at the moment.

open.spotify.com/playlist/6b1NI…

who is going to see #themountaingoats next month? this is the sort of stuff they appear to be playing at the moment. anything you'd like to see?

open.spotify.com/playlist/7GQ8q…

What a lovely Park Theatre gig, thankyou to thom tuck. purveyor of fine comedy., Lachy Werner 🥄 & Brew, Susan Harrison the flip-phone, Shelf, and all the kids for only shouting 'SLOPPY BUM!' eight or twelve times, not for e.g. the full hour. See you in May for more madness!

this is today you ingrates!

come and have a laugh for a good ol' cause, why not. tonight.

London! KIDS! We're back at Finsbury Park's Park Theatre on Saturday 27th April, with thom tuck. purveyor of fine comedy. MCing Lachy Werner 🥄, Susan Harrison and Shelf! Comedy! Ventriloquism! Characters! Sketch-based silliness! TREATS!

🎟️parktheatre.co.uk/whats-on/comed…

#acms     was glorious again. well done the audience.

#ACMS
📅TONIGHT: 7pm doors, 7:30pm start
🏰The Phoenix
🎟️£8 from wegottickets.com/event/613712/ till 5pm, or £10 on the door
🥳hosted by ⚡️SIÂN DOCKSEY⚡️ and thom tuck. purveyor of fine comedy., with Kathy Maniura, devine, Michael Brunström 🔫, Zoë Tomalin, AND MORE
🏳️‍🌈free guestlist for trans & NB folk, DM us your names

belatedly realising that my style icon is dorothy from the golden girls.

lovely article.

LOOK AT MY ASS

still proud of this biting satire.

Fewer

Wahoo, the #ACMS hashtag has gotten a branded icon again, it must be in recognition of our excellent contribution to American Country Music (thom tuck. purveyor of fine comedy. will cover the Mountain Goats in ANY urban or rural area).

next ACMS
is april fifteenth.

come!

here's another #thompilation . jazz, country, pop and more. enjoy!

open.spotify.com/playlist/7xYe9…

here's another #thompilation . jazz, country, pop and more. enjoy!

open.spotify.com/playlist/7xYe9…

thank you very much, bristol city.

#lufc

Get some postmodernism in your lives and fuck worldbuilding.