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Andrew O’Neill ☉

@destructo9000

Comedian. Guitar & vocals. They/them. Good Omens 2, Damned Andrew, A History Of Heavy Metal, Meltzer. Podcast: The Inadvisable Trapdoor.

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Very close to finishing episode eight of my weird/ ambient /horror/ comedy podcast The Inadvisable Trapdoor!

You can listen to episodes 1-7 now, wherever you get podcasts, and you can hear all of my full occult conversations over on my Patreon!
patreon.com/andrewoneill

Very close to finishing episode eight of my weird/ ambient /horror/ comedy podcast The Inadvisable Trapdoor! You can listen to episodes 1-7 now, wherever you get podcasts, and you can hear all of my full occult conversations over on my Patreon! patreon.com/andrewoneill
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TROY CLUB is back this Friday with TONY Law headlining!

Tickets for this and my other forthcoming shows here: andrewoneill.co.uk/shows

TROY CLUB is back this Friday with @mrTonyLaw headlining! Tickets for this and my other forthcoming shows here: andrewoneill.co.uk/shows
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TROY CLUB is back this Friday with TONY Law headlining!

Tickets for this and my other forthcoming shows here: andrewoneill.co.uk/shows

TROY CLUB is back this Friday with @mrTonyLaw headlining! Tickets for this and my other forthcoming shows here: andrewoneill.co.uk/shows
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Out for 2024: furiously replying/quote tweeting the stupid shit from blue tick accounts which now earns them money

Please stop falling for it

Please

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Someone at the other place just flagged this from the Flash Gordon chapter of my book. Forgot about it, and it made me laugh.

Someone at the other place just flagged this from the Flash Gordon chapter of my book. Forgot about it, and it made me laugh.
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Some line-up already with a couple more still to announce!
DAFTIES.
At The Stand Newcastle.
Sunday 14th January.
Andrew O’Neill ☉, Gavin Webster, Jack and Sam, Singing Peter and Si Beckwith.

Get your tickets from The Stand's website NOW!

Some line-up already with a couple more still to announce! DAFTIES. At @StandNewcastle. Sunday 14th January. @destructo9000, @Thegavinwebster, Jack and Sam, Singing Peter and @SiBeckwith. Get your tickets from The Stand's website NOW!
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Remember that giddy, hysterical laughter you’d reach when you were a teenager and your mates all joined in to add and add and add to the joke?

Listen to this. It helps if you know who Ian Lavender is, but it’s not essential.

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Remember that giddy, hysterical laughter you’d reach when you were a teenager and your mates all joined in to add and add and add to the joke? Listen to this. It helps if you know who Ian Lavender is, but it’s not essential. podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/a-w…
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Next year is 19th year as independant not for profit comedy night. 2025 will be our 20th year with our 20th anniversary on 25th September 2025. Would love to have some of our old 2005 acts back plus someone really special for our anniversary. Anyone fancy it?

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Building cycle tracks alongside busy rural main roads means children have the freedom to cycle long distances in the countryside side by side whilst sharing sweets

Building cycle tracks alongside busy rural main roads means children have the freedom to cycle long distances in the countryside side by side whilst sharing sweets
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What do you guys think?

People say Pertwee was an 'Establishment' Doctor but I think he was fucking with people when he talked like this:

What do you guys think? People say Pertwee was an 'Establishment' Doctor but I think he was fucking with people when he talked like this:
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I'm finding myself increasingly annoyed by the size of wine bottles in this country. Anyone know if anything can be done about it all?

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