Not even been gone 48 hours and they’ve stuffed a jumper I left at work with a pillow🤦🏻‍♀️🤣🤣

3 hours sleep, pretending to be nice to people is not coming easy…

If you had asked me this morning what would be the thing that breaks me today, I wouldn’t have thought it would be the fact that the tupperware cupboard is full of lids and bottoms but……. NONE OF THEM FUCKING GO TOGETHER😭😭😭😭

My little brother won money on the Grand National, saw me and said ‘here’s some money to get your nails done for your holiday’ - setting the bar🥹🥹🥹🥹

‘You’re good at this, how do I reply to this guy asking me out?’

Me: “you say, leave me alone, you say NoooOooooooOooooooOooooo… also add a hiss” 👀🤣

Been watching Ant & Dec Saturday Night Takeaway since I was 5 years old, can’t say I wasn’t a little bit emotional about that, what away to end!! Thank you for the laughs antanddec 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 #SaturdayNightTakeaway

This weather has got me so excited for my holidaaaaaay☀️

Nearly 27 years of age and my Nan is still trying to slip me a £20 note when my mum’s not looking - even though I repeatedly tell her I don’t want her money😭😅

One traumatising dream after another last night🥱😭

2 hour FaceTime with my bestie was very much needed🥹💖

I need to stop throwing around the peace sign… Someone just gave way to me in their car and instead of holding my hand up to thank them, I held up a peace sign ✌🏻😅

Basically two weeks until I go away & I’ve never been more unprepared for something in my life🤣… All I know is, get me on that plane and out of this rain😍

How I managed to get through today on two & a half hours sleep I’ll never know😴

Just over here trying to be rich enough to not care where the pot holes are in the road..

Tell myself I’m being ‘good’ and eating well and then wind up in Nando’s with half a chicken and 6 different sides in front of me🤣

It’s nearly 7:30pm & it’s still light out🙌🏻🙌🏻

Get a bit emotional looking back at the clips from this weekend. Bloody grateful for these girls🥹💖

Took great pleasure in waking everyone up this morning with a wooden spoon & a pan.. Geeeeet up, I need to go home & lay down in a dark room for 4 days straight, please & thank you🤗🤣

11pm, social battery is DEAD, in bed with a cup of tea that was made for me🥹🫶🏻

Woken up by my deputy manager throwing herself onto my bed launching me off the other side at 6am… drifted back off to sleep and again at half 7 happened again… send help😭🥱