I want a camera for my car, not because I’m worried about anyone damaging it, just so I can listen back to the absolute shit I talk to myself about every morning👀🤣
One of my mates has gone to see Take That tonight and we spent a good 40 minutes trying to explain who Gary Barlow was to an 18 year old and in the end I just said “The guy on TikTok that says ‘This is my idea of a very nice day out’” … We got there in the end 👀🤣
The girls are under strict instructions to pick me up from the airport with a bag of sweet and salted popcorn and a cup of tea in a flask waiting for me 🤣