I want a camera for my car, not because I’m worried about anyone damaging it, just so I can listen back to the absolute shit I talk to myself about every morning👀🤣

It’s giving ✨Variety✨ 👀🤣

Living for this, fire pit burning, country music on, Prosecco in hand - Saturday well spent🥂

My sun baby☀️

You look like I’m done looking🎶

One of my mates has gone to see Take That tonight and we spent a good 40 minutes trying to explain who Gary Barlow was to an 18 year old and in the end I just said “The guy on TikTok that says ‘This is my idea of a very nice day out’” … We got there in the end 👀🤣

One way to beat the holiday blues 👀👀👀

First day back at work and I’m struggling given I’d be on my third breakfast by now😭🤣

The girls are under strict instructions to pick me up from the airport with a bag of sweet and salted popcorn and a cup of tea in a flask waiting for me 🤣

Happiness🧡

Factor 50 suncream isn’t doing anything for me🥵

Nothing a little sunshine can’t fix☀️🇲🇦

I’ve had worse Tuesdays, see you soon 🇲🇦✈️☀️

🎶🎶🎶

I was not made to sit still long enough for someone to paint French tips on my nails👀👀🤣

I have to give myself a pep talk before getting my nails done, the amount of anxiety I get before hand is not normal👀🥴😅

Jesus that L’Oréal infaillible 3-second setting mist takes me all the way back to year 9, spraying hairspray on your face to set your makeup 🥴🥴

Not even been gone 48 hours and they’ve stuffed a jumper I left at work with a pillow🤦🏻‍♀️🤣🤣

3 hours sleep, pretending to be nice to people is not coming easy…